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I've got my Win-Amp piping music into a tiny earbud so I can listen to music while I'm working......
.... and a Dane Cook comedy bit slips itself into the playlist rotation. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
"I want a monkey.... one you can dress up in armor and have battles with....
..EEEECCCCHHHH!!!
Is that you monkey?
I'm in your closet... let's battle....
... and I taught myself to talk while you were at work... EEEEECHCHHHHH... "
Now I'm supposed to look like I'm working... and I'm laughing... tears are forming in the corners of my eyes....
DAMMIT DANE!!!... you're gonna get me busted!!!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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An armoured battling monkey would be awesome...... [img]eek.gif[/img]
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Oh, and if anyone asks you why you're laughing baimun, just tell them you're a rastifarian, it's a holy day, and you're high. If they say anything, hit them with a discimination lawsuit.
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Tell them "Sometimes I just think funny things!"
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Say "I was picturing you naked."
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"peeeeeekcles..... and the peeeeeekcles..."
"She wants it her way!!!"
Man, Dane Cook... he never lets me down. AWESOME comedian!
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Parking structure..... SSSKKRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
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"... it looks like a box of cow tongues all jammed up in....."
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Oh my god... anyone ever had an entire 2 litre of diet coke shoot through their nose? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I've never heard of this guy, other than from you, Baimun. [img]redface.gif[/img]
has he done any tv specials or anything?
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I wasn't familiar with him until he kissed Charlize Theron's ass crack on the tonight show. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I went to his website... http://www.danecook.com/
(there's a tiny player in the upper right corner... you'll like the "Struck by a Vehicle", "Super Bleeder" and "My Son-O-Prime" to begin with.
After listening to those samples, I realized that I heard some of his stuff when we were driving to Jersey. [img]smile.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 16, 2005 02:51 PM: Message edited by: B?im?n ]</font>
