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The Curious Dr. Humpp - 1971
Take a bad Argentinian mad scientist movie, add some softcore porn footage, new dialogue, change the story up a bit and you've got Fox's "The O.C"... no, wait, i mean The Curious Dr. Humpp! (the extra 'P' is for flavor!)
Dr. Humpp is a mad scientist... serisouly, very mad indeed. He even has a talking brain in a jar and it's extremely pissed off. Not mad enough for you? Well, he has a hot nurse assisstant that begs him for sex and he refuses... yeah, i know, pretty mad indeed...
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Anyway, Dr. Humpp kidnaps people having sex, or rather, has his molemen/puppymen kidnap people having sex, whom he then locks up in his bed & breakfast where he injects them with libido increasing drugs and forces them to do eachother. This seems a little odd to me since they were all perfectly willing to do eachother before he got involved, but i digress. He then somehow harnesses the, um... "stuff" that is left over...ummm, yeah. Anyway, that stuff is gonna keep the extremely pissed off brain in a jar young forever somehow. And this will allow the extremely pissed off brain in the jar to RULE THE WORLD!!!!
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The film kind of focuses on our man George, one of the abductees. He "has the right equipment and knows how to use it" according to Dr. Humpp. Somehow this puts him head and shoulders above the other male abductees and before you know it, George is doing the nurse. The nurse is so grateful she decides to help George and his girlfriend escape, even though George's girlfriend is now a nymphomaniac and he couldn't possibly be interested in her anymore because of it (his words, not mine!)
The added sex scenes were shot in the 70's and as a result, the people look all 70's -ish... yuck. However, the original footage at times is so bizarre it borders on brilliance in my opinion. And really, when it comes to this kinda crap, who else's opinion are you gonna trust?
The End
19 stars!
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