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Wow, what a weekend I had here in Madison, WI watching the Sweet 16!!!!
Not only was it great being back in my old stomping grounds, but I can't express the incredible peace of mind I found when everywhere I looked all I saw were beautiful white people. As far as the eye could see nothing but European Americans. It's a totally different world from Santa Ana, Garden Grove and the rest of California. Sometimes, it's hard to believe it's the same country. I'm pretty sure the "W" in Wisconsin stands for white.
Anyways, I told my buddies to keep an eye out for a short, skinny ugly colored boy wearing a badger pullover jacket and about every other hour or so one of my friends would tug me on the shirt and say "There's one, is that him?" I'd squint my eyes and struggle as I scanned the crowd and invaribly I'd always say "Where? I don't see any negroes" and they'd come back with something to the effect of "Way over there behind that big, fat, ugly white chick". "Oh yeah, that's number six" I said with a smile. Funny how they always seem to be with a white hog with low self esteem. I guess they couldn't find any colored women in Wisconsin.
Well, needless to say it was an increble weekend and I'm sad it's over. Back to SoCal where cultural diversity has run amuck and white people are a minority. My only regret is that I couldn't find my buddy Invitcus so we could share a beer and I could prove that I'm not a racist. Sure, I like to be with white people but that doesn't make me a racist. It would have been fun to drink a Capital Amber with him and laugh about some of you clowns in here. Yep, that would have been the icing on the cake. Oh well, maybe I'll fly back over the summer and hang out at the terrace some friday afternoon in June. I'll just look for some guy passing out NAACP literature on the steps at the Union.
Hope to see you then Invitcus!
Signing off from beautiful Whiteconsin,
Much Love
The Big Pickle
PS - The 7th Negro I saw was checking ID's at State Street Brats and had a band-aid over his nose like somebody had beat him up. He probably messed with one of them corn feed Wisconsin farm boys. As I passed him to get in the bar he looked me right in the eye and said with a smirk "Nice DUKE visor" and I said "Yeah, isn't he GREAT!"
WAR - Madison WI
WAR - SWEET 16
WAR - GYRO'S
WAR - THE BIG PICKLE!!!!!!!!
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 25, 2002 08:24 AM: Message edited by: The Big Pickle ]</font>
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Your story was quite believable, until it got to the part about you having 'buddies'.
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<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 25, 2002 09:30 AM: Message edited by: EuroClone ]</font>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The Big Pickle:
Anyways, I told my buddies to keep an eye out for a short, skinny ugly colored boy wearing a badger pullover jacket and about every other hour or so one of my friends would tug me on the shirt and say "There's one, is that him?" I'd squint my eyes and struggle as I scanned the crowd and invaribly I'd always say "Where? I don't see any negroes" and they'd come back with something to the effect of "Way over there behind that big, fat, ugly white chick". "Oh yeah, that's number six" I said with a smile. Funny how they always seem to be with a white hog with low self esteem. I guess they couldn't find any colored women in Wisconsin.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
See Pick? I told you to slide me a number where I could reach you at. I was busy celebrating my 28th and I got a little tied up and just plain didnt have the time to get to either Babe's or SSB. And, why would you assume that I am ugly? The other things I told you but who is to say that I wouldnt be able to dazzle the nasty bitches you date with my dazzling, urbanite sociability? Glad that you were looking out for me though.
Oh, and there are better bars to hang out in than Brats and Babe's. Next time you are in the area, let me know and I will show where the grownups hang out.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, needless to say it was an increble weekend and I'm sad it's over. Back to SoCal where cultural diversity has run amuck and white people are a minority. My only regret is that I couldn't find my buddy Invitcus so we could share a beer and I could prove that I'm not a racist. Sure, I like to be with white people but that doesn't make me a racist. It would have been fun to drink a Capital Amber with him and laugh about some of you clowns in here. Yep, that would have been the icing on the cake. Oh well, maybe I'll fly back over the summer and hang out at the terrace some friday afternoon in June. I'll just look for some guy passing out NAACP literature on the steps at the Union.
Hope to see you then Invitcus!
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Seriously Pickle, this weekend was pretty busy for me. I had fraternity business all weekend. I actually spoke to someone who was willing to part with her regional tix but the whore wanted 5 bills apiece so I hung up on her. Price gouging, the nerve! Sunday, I was out of town, had to see a few people and collect some presents.
Next time you make it this way, drop a thread on here. The Terrace will be my spot for most of the summer. Again, look for a light colored slim black guy with a little afro on his head. In the summer, I like to be streamline but not too much off the top as bald heads threaten many whites in this city. I usually swap out the badger pullover for a tight wifebeater to show off my physique.
This summer wont be as hectic so you make SURE that when you come back, you stay longer than just the weekend. We could sing songs and talk about all of the silly antics that go on here at SC. Maybe even Hy Colonic might be tempted to drop by and hang with us. It will be an event greater than the first epic troll stop.
