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Wow! I wouldn't recommend reading this to a loved one *lol*
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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
and wiggle a bit
Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
just like your vagina
Roses are red
it's elementary
Let's call up a friend
and try double-entry
Roses are empty
Violets are hollow
Get it in your mouth, babe
And make sure you swallow
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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These crack me up... *L
http://www.tell-em-off.com/cards/graphics/tp-01.jpg
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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Wish I packed that much meat... *scratches*
http://www.tell-em-off.com/cards/graphics/tool-01.jpg
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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Ouch... *G
http://www.tell-em-off.com/cards/gra...cocaine-01.jpg
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
and wiggle a bit
....yanno...that one isn't SO bad, heck, I'm just happy when a guy says that to me *G*
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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Quitcherbitchen!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="tempus sans itc, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 2CUTE:
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
and wiggle a bit
....yanno...that one isn't SO bad, heck, I'm just happy when a guy says that to me *G*
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Yeah well my last girlfriend before I got married.....I knew she was too fat cause when she sat on my face I couldn't hear the stereo
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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted...
C'mere hunny... *G
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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Couldn't hear the stereo?! Oh! Shit! *L Saddle bags for ear muffs, wow...
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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.
Quitcherbitchen!
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*LOL@couldn't hear the stereo...and HANK, I have no saddle bag thighs!!!
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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Quitcherbitchen!
