"Wifely Expectations" pact
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iPods Kiss' "You've Got Great Expectations".
I understand that his wife's list was much shorter.
YOU WILL:
1. Cut off you balls and hand them directly to me.
What a nut bag! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Isn't that just a watered-down version of the lists made over in the middle-east?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those 2 statements just don't go together.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
YOU WILL:
1. Cut off you balls and hand them directly to me.
What a nut bag! [img]wink.gif[/img]
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
i see nothing wrong with it except for the fact that he had to draw up a contract to try to "enforce" the behavior... should just be one of those things that are agreed upon...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those 2 statements just don't go together.Quote:
Originally posted by KillerKanuck?:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
YOU WILL:
1. Cut off you balls and hand them directly to me.
What a nut bag! [img]wink.gif[/img]
[img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sorry, I should have quoted the wife saying the second part. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Wow, this guy is quite the prize.
I think I worked with a guy who had his mail-order brides (he's had 2) sign something very similar to this contract with the worst possible punishment being him sending them back to Uzbeckistan or wherever it was that they came from.
Needless to say, this guy was a tad not-all-there too, but his brides have been pretty good looking!