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A few weeks ago, I started noticing some changes in my girlfriend's behavior. She just doesn't seem to be that interested in me anymore. Sure, we go out and she holds my hand, but the warmth isn't there like it used to be. We live together, so I fear this breakup might be particularly hard for me. I'm not worried about her feelings since I'm convinced she's cheating on me.
At around the same time she started cooling off, I began receiving strange phone calls on my home phone. The phone would ring, I would pick up, and they would hang up. I tried *69 but the phone number was blocked. If my girlfriend was home and this happened, she would hang around the phone a couple of minutes while I would go back to what I was doing (usually, playing oblivion) and the phone would ring again and she would answer it.
These calls even started happening on my cell phone! My girlfriend's been borrowing it a lot lately, since she doesn't have her own (she's the leeching type).
One day, she left her MSN on. While I was fighting in the arena, she received a message from someone I haven't noticed on her list before, saying "hey sweetie! [img]smile.gif[/img] xoxo". By the time I was able to click the box closed, I was killed in 2 shots by Agronak.
My question is this: should I stick with my caster or change to a warrior character for more survivability?
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I'm not sure if it's fine to leave comments, but I have to cause
THIS FUCKING HURTS!
While this post has merely no value, I hope you'll forgive me, I had to write this down somewhere after yelling out the window a few times.
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Why? Because he'll have to play through all those dungeons one more time? XD Oh well.
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My roommate and his girlfriend (who also happens to be a friend of mine) have spent the past two months spending every waking moment together (well, when he's not at work and she's not in class). It wouldn't be so bad, except they can't keep their hands off each other. It's as if our living room has turned into a set for a soft-core porno (and it's my sofa, BTW). I don't really care what other people do behind closed doors, but I'm sick of feeling confined to my room because I'm afraid of walking out there and interrupting something. I pay to live here, too. But, since they're both my friends, I don't really want to cause any problems. What should I do?
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I just got a call from my brother's friend. He's like: Hey you have all those martial arts weapons right?" I'm like: "Uh yeah...why..." He's like: "Well your brother has at least half of them at my house" Oooo I'm fucking pissed. I just went to my room. It's completely trashed and my cds are smashed, dvd cases are broken, and I'm missing a hell of a lot of weapons. So far I'm missing my Throwing knives, a Katana, 2 pairs of Nunchaku, my Theodothian ceremonial sword, My escrima sticks, my Black Chi sword, my Bokken, a Tanto, My shurrikken, shakken, a pair of tonfa, a whip, my Dao sword, and my warfan. The others I might've been able to deal with but That Theodothian sword is irreplaceable. It's been handed down from High priestess to High Priestess. The title of High Priestess is only given to one who has attained the highest rank. If anything has happened to it I'll kill him. I swear. I will not think twice about stabbing him to death. This time he's gone too far. It's one thing to steal my money and possessions, but to even DARE touch that sword...
<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ April 29, 2006 12:58 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
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Similarities between tampons and firecrackers
So I needed a new bag to go to a convention or something, so I went into the old closet of bags that were unclaimed. I got this old backpack that I guess my sister used to use. It had some stuff in it, so I went cleaning it out. In the front compartment I found some fire crackers. They were white and long (but pretty thin). So just then my sister walked in, and she?s like,,,, ?what are you doing?? And I?m like ?Ah, I found some fire crackers, well, finders keepers.?
?Those aren?t?.. fire crackers?
?Hu? Whadda ya mean? It?s shaped like one, and clearly has this string coming out which is obviously the fuse you light up?
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So then I look at it and start finding odd things about it which would make it seem as if it?s really not a fire cracker?. So I start to take it apart. After I realize that this really isn?t what I thought it originally was, I ask my mom, ?What the hell is this? I thought this was fire works or something, am I wrong? Maybe I should light it on fire just to see?, and she?s like ????
Yeh, took me a while to figure out it was a tampon, but how the hell was I supposed to know.
And maybe my mind is a little perverted,,,, but this got me thinking of fire cracker insertion? Anyone ever stuck one up there vagina b 4? Don?t suppose anyone lit one up in there?. Then again that would probably kill a girl?.
