More blonde jokes

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is
sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.
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Did you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?
He missed.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.

those are funny

Clinton's daughter came in, said ,"Dad I'm in love with this guy I met at school, his name is Robert Jones, " . Bill says "Not from Ohio, parents named John and Martha Jones- lady with a lot of redhair?" Yes, dad they are. Why she asks?, " UHHH might be your half brother- can't date him hon!" Next weekend home same deal, "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Herman Watson." "You aren't from Columbus?" Bill asks. Herman says, " Sure am, my dad used to be the mayor, my folks say they know , Mr. Clinton." Bill says, "We need to talk girl!" "Honey , this is the same thing , you can't date him ,might be your half brother!" The brokenhearted young lady seeks out her mother for a little comfort, "Mom ,I've brought 2 guys home in the last coupla' months and dad tells me I can't see them cause we might be half brother/sister , what am I gonna do?" Hillary says, "Relax and call them back, you can't be their half brother, Bill isn't your father!" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Ripped from John Boy and Billy.

I think she probably wouldn't have known that she wasn't his daughter till the joke was over and since her mother is STILL named Clinton it is safe to say she wouldn't run out to change her name, but seeing as it is YOU , I'll overlook it all(and it is a blond joke ).

hahahaha*

I liked the one about Ready......Aim........Fire.... haha

haha* good ones*

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

I thought this one was funny.


Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.