Timmy Tebow

Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris once squared off. The fight lasted for 4 years, then Tebow realized that he was actually in a fight. He immediately stiff armed Chuck Norris upon this realization. This event is referred to as the "Big Bang."

When Tim Tebow does push-ups, he does not push himself up. Tim Tebow pushes the earth down.

Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldn't get cocky.

Tim Tebow is Jackie Chan's stunt double.

Tim Tebow invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff arm to have something to knock people off it.

The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.

Gandhi didn't fast, Tim Tebow simply got drunk one night and ate all his food.

A spike in Tim Tebow stiff arms caused the tooth fairy to go broke in 1993.

Kurt Cobain once told a joke at Tim Tebow's expense... well we all know what happened next.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

Tim Tebow told Steve Irwin not to play with stingrays.

You don't hit Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow hits you!

Tim Tebow doesn't get sacked. Tim Tebow sacks defensive linemen.

Tim Tebow doesn't throw interceptions, he throws the ball to you so he can bring some pain.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tebow met all three bullets with his stiff arm, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.

At birth, Tim Tebow came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Tim Tebow sleeps with a night light. Not because Tim Tebow is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Tim Tebow.

did you make those youre sefl or is TIm Tebow going to be the next internet joke god?

"There is no "theory of evolution" just a list of animals Keith Payne decided to let live."

Wahoo fans, remember that name for the near future.

A good Chuck Norris joke can always cheer me up, even if it's been bastardized for the glorification of one's team. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]

I hate Florida, I just thought this was hilarious in light of all the Tebow worship going on in Gainesville and Bristol, CT.

Amen with the Bristol CT.