another joke thread

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
Minnesota on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to
shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by. The hunter lowered his gun, took
off his hat, and stood with his head bowed until the procession was past.

Of course by then, the deer was long gone. The other hunter exclaimed
Wow!
That was the most sportsmanlike act I've ever seen! You allowed this
trophy buck to escape while showing such compassion and kindness
toward someone's dearly departed. You are a great humanitarian and a shining
example to sportsmen throughout the world!"

The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42 years".