Spend an hour washing my truck, then go outside this morning to find a big steaming pile of bird [censored] all over the side.
Don't know why I even bother. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]
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Spend an hour washing my truck, then go outside this morning to find a big steaming pile of bird [censored] all over the side.
Don't know why I even bother. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]
Ha, Ha, Ahhhhh. What a wonderful way to kick off a Friday morning.
Almost makes me want to take in the bird feeders and start shooting the ungrateful bastards.
Keep your head up BOB, at least you didn't get [censored] on. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
Must just be my lot in life. Cleanest my truck has been in almost a year and now it has been sullied by some damned bird.
If it makes you feel any better,on the day I pulled my vehicle off Alley's lot a few weeks ago, I got bombed. I was not too pleased to say the least.
I've been driving for 15 years. For 10 of those years, I had never hit a bird.
The day I test drove my current truck, I hit a damned bird. The day I bought the truck, I hit two birds.
Thankfully my death machine hasn't struck since.