Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

<ul>[*]Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. [*]Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. [*]Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.[*]Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. [*]The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. [*]If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. [*]The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. [*]The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. [*]A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. [*]When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.[/list]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.



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