I [censored] hate [censored] insurance companies

Investigational services aren't covered? Aren't medical tests, by nature, investigational?

Geez, if that is the case, then why cover any tests at all?

I'm sorry sir, but those tests aren't covered.

Well, why aren't they covered?

Well sir, certain tests are covered but others aren't.

Yes, you've already said that several times, but WHY is X method of testing acceptable and Y method, which is the same test save for being more conclusive, isn't covered????

I swear, they're worse than the EPA.

My wife's biggest headache at work is:
a. dealing with sick patients
b. dealing with complaining family members of patients
c. dealing with disgruntled workers
d. dealing with upper management
e. dealing with insurance companies who want to get out of paying for anything and everything

Yep, you guessed it, the answer is "e".