Backwards nurse

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ' 'She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards.



Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!'' '



'That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''



All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway. ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

that sounds like some of the nurses that i have to deal with at the jail in duffield