So 2 blondes were walking in the woods...

One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a [censored]."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and [censored]."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blond replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

She left and came back with [censored] all over her hands and clothes.

Her friend looked at her and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"