3 Times

Two assembly line workers were only a year from retirement.


One Monday morning, Dave just had to boast about his sexual endurance.


"Three times?" gasped Greg admiringly. "How'd you do it, Dave?"


"Easy," said Dave modestly. "I made love to my wife, rolled over, took a ten-minute nap; then I made love to her again, then took another ten-minute nap; and then I put it to her again. Can you believe it? I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I tell you!"


"I've got to try that," said Greg. "Susan won't know what's happening."


That night Greg made love to Susan, took a nap, made love again, took another nap, made love a third time, rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and went to work.


When he got to work his boss was irate. "You're fired!" he told Greg.


"What?! I've worked here for thirty years without every being late and now you're gonna fire me for a lousy twenty minutes?"


"Twenty minutes?" growled his boss. "Where were you yesterday and the day before?!"