Clark Griswold vacation quotes... Which is your favorite

From the first Vacation movie
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nationa...n%27s_Vacation

European Vacation
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nationa...opean_Vacation

Christmas Vacation
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/National_Lampoon's_Christmas_Vacation

They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. -Cousin Eddie. Christmas Vacation.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?

wally world

I think you're all [censored] in the head! We're ten hours from [censored] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much [censored] fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your [censored]! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy, [censored]!

europen vacation

Look kids, Big Ben, Parliment

X-mas vacation

If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldnt be anymore surprised than i am right now

Honey did you check our shitters?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheBeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?
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By far, best Clark Griswold quote of all time. 2nd I would have to put the Wally World quote that BWC had. I just got National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction on Blu-Ray. I know have VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. Just in case one of my machines break down. It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between.

Another good one from Christmas Vacation:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [censored] Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of [censored] this side of the nuthouse.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: UTVols2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheBeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?
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By far, best Clark Griswold quote of all time. 2nd I would have to put the Wally World quote that BWC had. I just got National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction on Blu-Ray. I know have VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. Just in case one of my machines break down. It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between. </div></div>
wow

how did i forget about that one?

that one would be at the top of my list from x-mas vacation but the wally world rant was still my favorite

vegas vacation

Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?

I like'em all. I like the quote in Christmas vacation at the dinner table where Clark tells the kids that there was a radio report that Santa's sled was spotted. Eddie laughs with the rest and says " Are you serious Clark?".

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PlaxicosThigh</div><div class="ubbcode-body">vegas vacation

Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us? </div></div>

Cousin eddie while everyone is watching Vicky dance at their home in the desert. "She has her momma's good looks and her daddy's sense of balance."

Shitters Full!!!