I Wa Wa Wa Wa Wonder

Why! Why why why why why I ponder....

What do ducks say when they want to warn someone to well, um uh Duck!???!
If you yell duck, they may just look up and end up getting knocked out!


Did St Valentine own a lot of stock in Hallmark?
Was he a chocolate Tycoon?
Maybe sales were slow and he had a lot of flowers he needed to unload!

Is there a swimsuit edition for nudists?
And if so, what's in it?


Why aren't milkshakes shaken?
Shouldnt they be milkmixers?

Would Abe Lincoln be upset about being on the penny or would having his face on the finsky make it all good?


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!??!?!?
I WOnder!