Re: Like There Was Any Doubt
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see a solar eclipse like the one last week, I become scared and think, 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' Because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think.
But there is one thing I do know...and that's the fact that American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert is indeed, without a shadow of a doubt, a homosexual. I hope the ladies & gentlemen of the jury will find this to be the case. Thank you.
Re: Like There Was Any Doubt
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Originally Posted by
CoeburnCane
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see a solar eclipse like the one last week, I become scared and think, 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' Because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think.
But there is one thing I do know...and that's the fact that American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert is indeed, without a shadow of a doubt, a homosexual. I hope the ladies & gentlemen of the jury will find this to be the case. Thank you.
I could care less if the guy was gay. I just posted because I was startled that there were some folks who actually wondered. No need to be condescending. Whatever the guy does in his bedroom is his biz.
Re: Like There Was Any Doubt
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Originally Posted by
Unchained
I could care less if the guy was gay. I just posted because I was startled that there were some folks who actually wondered. No need to be condescending. Whatever the guy does in his bedroom is his biz.
LOL--didn't mean to come across as condescending to you--interjecting some Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer seemed pertinent to me for two reasons:
1) Hadn't done it in a while & I find it funny.
2) The whole premise of UCL was that he was proving things that were in the "duh" category in court that everyone should see as 100% certain, without him arguing it in his own way. Adam Lambert being ghey doesn't need to be proven--but if it were a court case and UCL were the arguing attorney--what I posted would be how it would have likely went.
Laugh a little there man...:D