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This one time...
I was at this bar drinking....
haha yea .. yea.. it was me! i swear!
and... my hemeroids had flared up... anyways. i was ABOUT to vomit, then shit squirted out into my pants!!
I couldn't stop laughing about it... and I peed a little!
it was so funny!
I stayed and danced the night away... i even rubbed shit on some people, they laughed about it, and I got "cool guy of the night" award at the bar!
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First "Diver of the Year" and now "Cool guy of the night"...
You're really racking these awards up.
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That's disgusting...and I've thought up my fair share of disgusting shit...
