Who wins these?

I honestly dont have the time to write stories or even tournaments but would still like to contribute to help spark some interest and liven the place up a bit. So here goes :).....Who wins these five random gown-shredding catfights backstage at an awards show or cocktail party. Pick the winner and If possible give a brief description of the action. ;)

Charlize Theron,34/5'10 vs Halle Berry 42/5'7

Jennifer Lopez 40/5'5 vs Faith Hill 42/5'9

Megan Fox 23/5'5 vs Jennifer Aniston 40/5'7

Gwyneth Paltrow 37/5'9 vs Jessica Alba 28/5'5

Jessica Simpson 29/5'3 vs Blake Lively 22/5'9

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Originally Posted by Wheelman

Charlize Theron,34/5'10 vs Halle Berry 42/5'7 - Berry

Jennifer Lopez 40/5'5 vs Faith Hill 42/5'9 - Lopez

Megan Fox 23/5'5 vs Jennifer Aniston 40/5'7 - Fox

Gwyneth Paltrow 37/5'9 vs Jessica Alba 28/5'5 Alba

Jessica Simpson 29/5'3 vs Blake Lively 22/5'9 Lively

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Some good matchups - I especially like Lively v Simpson

any one that thinks that Halle Berry can beat Charlize Theron, must be smoking crack and guzzling moonshine... Halle is much smaller, much older, diabetic, and full of silicon and plastic. Charlize hits Halle hard, and parts of her body would start flying off.

i'd pretty much go with Lopezl, Fox and, Lively... but Berry over Theron, not unless Charlize was on Thorazine

Charlize Theron,34/5'10 vs Halle Berry 42/5'7 - Theron dissembles Barry,finally making her submit to an abdominal stretch when she reaches down and begins to rub Halle's hot box too.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...eronq5bcgd.jpg

Jennifer Lopez 40/5'5 vs Faith Hill 42/5'9 - I like Faith here. Figure four headlock.

Megan Fox 23/5'5 vs Jennifer Aniston 40/5'7 - I'll take experience here, and say Aniston with an awesome ass smother.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ikini-2-06.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ikini-2-23.jpg

Gwyneth Paltrow 37/5'9 vs Jessica Alba 28/5'5 - Alba with another ass smother, trying to out do Aniston and suceeding.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...2_1024X768.jpg

Jessica Simpson 29/5'3 vs Blake Lively 22/5'9 - Following the smother theme, Simpson takes Lively down to visit the twins in the sweaty valley of death.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...on-grey-14.jpg

Butt whatta I know?
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Thx for your input guys. :thankU: My picks;

Theron over Berry in a hard fought battle with Char ending it with a camel clutch.

Faith treats Jen to southern fried ass whoopin' as the tall blonde uses her long legs to finish off the sobbing latina with a painful body scissors.

Alba in a one sided romp. (There's a reason why Jess gets the action roles and Gwyneth does not)

Blake barely breaks a sweat thumping Jessica who is too soft both mentally and physically to offer much resistance.

Charlize Theron,34/5'10 vs Halle Berry 42/5'7 (DUH!)

Jennifer Lopez 40/5'5 vs Faith Hill 42/5'9 (J-Lo's a brand; F-Hill is NOT!)

Megan Fox 23/5'5 vs Jennifer Aniston 40/5'7 (by the NARROWEST of margins!)

Gwyneth Paltrow 37/5'9 vs Jessica Alba 28/5'5 (Youth will be served...but only after they've been ID'd!!!!!!)

Jessica Simpson 29/5'3 vs Blake Lively 22/5'9 (Jessica's H-O-T but Blake is bigger, younger, and can (really, she can) fight!)

IMHO, Theron and Lopez are (by far) the best of these eight. I'd love to see the story of their knockdown, drag out, face sit, humiliated until they beg for "no mas" (nod to Cinco de Mayo!) No Holds Barred Catfight!!!

(grin)

Charlize Theron beats the older Halle Berry, after a long fight with a waist scissor.

The tough latina Jennifer humiliates the blonde Faith and finishes the match with a facesit.

The sweethart Jennifer Aniston tries to humiliate the Angelina's alter ego, but the end find her unconsious with her pretty face between Megan's boobs.

Jessica Alba makes a walk in the park against the "queen of weak" Gwyneth Paltrow.

Jessica Simpson shorter but tougher beats Blake with a smother.

Theron over Berry without too much trouble.

JLO runs roughshod over Faith before finishing off the lanky blond with a humiliating facesit. (JLO and facesit are just a classic combination!) :2thumbsup:

Bitchy Megan Fox over Jen Aniston who is a natural victim.

Athletic Alba makes short work of clumsy Paltrow.

I cant see anybody losing to a soft cream-puff like Simpson so I'll go with Blake by default.

Theron
Lopez
Fox
Alba
Simpson