This is the thread for anyone EXCEPT Eris to post on just so she does not have a clean sweep on the front page.
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This is the thread for anyone EXCEPT Eris to post on just so she does not have a clean sweep on the front page.
> A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's
> Christmas.
>
> As they had not been dating for very long he decided after
> careful
> consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note
>
>
> Thoughtful, but not too personal.
>
>
>
> Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister he went to Harrods and
> bought a
> dainty pair of white gloves.
>
> The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same
> time.
>
> During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items, the
> sister got
> the gloves and the young man got the panties .
>
> Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his
> girlfriend
> with the following note:
>
>
>
> I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
> wearing
> any
> when you go out in the evening.
>
> If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long
> ones with
> the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
>
> These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them
> from showed
> me
> the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were
> hardly
> soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and although they
> were a
> little
> tight they looked really smart.
>
> She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and
> shiny, in
> fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them.
>
> I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other
> hands will
> touch
> them before I have the chance to see you again.
>
> When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting
> them
> away,
> as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
>
> Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming
> year.
>
> I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.
>
> All my love
>
> John
>
>
>
> P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
> fur
> showing
>
>
eris: Hmmm... not your best work, now is it really? I'm almost tempted to clean up some of those typos while I'm in here. Anyway, it doesn't really count as posting if I just do this, now does it? At least you still get your name on the front page... [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 04, 2003 12:43 PM: Message edited by: erisesoteric ]</font>
yeesh...
At least it isn't a full page of your alts, eris...
I don't think we want another "Attack of the Alts" around here.
But eris and I have plenty, if need be. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Or you know, I could just do this...
*tee hee*
I don't have any other alts.
Except for the ones in my head. [img]smile.gif[/img]