Settling Out of Court Part 1

The following story includes a mature catfight, a male vs male fight and a climactic victory lap (If you get my meaning) May not be for everyone but those interested please let me know what you think of it.


Settling Out Of Court

You would think getting a call from your mother-in-law needing a favor would be torture, especially when she was technically your ex mother-in-law. In most cases maybe it would be but in the case of Violet and me, nothing could be farther from the truth. You see, even though my marriage ended, I kept up a relationship with her because she was one fabulous lady. I had more in common with her than my wife and that may have been part of our downfall but that is a different story. This is about helping out my incredible ex-mil with a favor that ended up being the most exciting day of my life.

Ever since I got married some 15 years before, Violet and I got along. We had similar personalities and similar interests. My wife and her mother couldn't have been more different. My wife was shy, reserved and a bit prudish. Her mother Violet on the other hand was wild, fun loving and had an incredibly sexy look and attitude. Needless to say over 13 years of marriage I got more than one lecture on flirting with her mother but what can I say, even though my wife was pretty, Violet was hot!

After our marriage ended, Violet would still ask me for help from time to time and whenever I would, I would be rewarded with a big dinner and a fun conversation. I have to admit I have fantasized about Violet many times but even though we got along great and flirted continuously, I never got any real indication of her being attracted to me so instead of risking our friendship I stayed at arm's length. As time went by I saw less and less of Violet, as a matter of
fact it had been about 6 months or so since our last conversation when she called for the favor. She needed a ride to go to a friend's funeral. I was doing nothing that Saturday so I agreed to help, not thrilled about attending a funeral but always willing to help Violet out.

I picked up Violet early that day and I was wowed at the sight. Violet had dropped a few pounds ( She was still a bit heavy but always a sexy bbw), had her hair in a new sexy hairstyle and had a conservative though tight dress on for the service. Violet was now 75 years old but she looked better than ever to me. We had about half hour drive but that gave us time to catch up and her time to tell me the reason she had not talked to me much lately; She started dating someone, a rich former stockbroker who was the one who had passed away. We went to the funeral and there were several people there. I normally would have noticed something brewing but I must admit I was not paying much attention to the service or the other guests as I trying to inconspicuously steal glances of Violets very shapely legs and red painted toes through her open toed heels. After the service, Violet asked me to take her to one more place if I didn't mind. On our way there she told me the rest of the story and the reason she wanted me to bring her here instead of driving up alone.

Violet was dating this man named Robert and had been for about 6 months. Robert was handsome, rich and very charming but there was only one problem; he had another girlfriend named Delores. Delores and Violet knew about eachother as Robert was an open and honest man, he just couldn't decide who he wanted to be with. She had never met Delores before Robert's death but since he had both of their names down in his will they finally spoke, on a three way phone call with his lawyer. This is where the problems began.

Violet and Delores could not agree on anything. Robert had actually died over 2 weeks ago but both women wanted their way in regards to a funeral until the lawyer made the arrangements himself. Although that issue was finally settled there was one more glaring problem; Robert's house that he loved so much was left to both Delores and Violet as he planned on taking off one of the names of whichever one he ended up breaking up with. Unfortunately, Robert died before he could choose. The lawyer suggested selling the house and splitting the money but both women knew Robert loved this house and didn't want to sell. They assured the lawyer they would work it out between them and even though he was aprehensive, the lawyer said to let him know what they decided. The two women traded phone calls for a week, usually ending with one of them hanging up the phone in disgust. Violet told me she had finally come up with an agreement with Delores and they were to sign the papers today after the funeral.

Delores' son was driving her to the meeting at Robert's house so she wanted me there as moral support. Violet had never met Delores in person so she spent the funeral looking at every woman there, trying to find her rival. We pulled up to the house, a huge beautiful old house and went inside. Violet and I went into the living room which was huge, with only a few pieces of furniture in it and a soft shag carpet. Violet set up the paperwork on the dining room table and signed her name on it. A few minutes later I heard the door open and in walked a man about my age ( late 40's or early 50's) and a woman in her 70's who was pretty hot for her age as well. One thing you had to say was Robert had good taste in women and I would soon find out that she was very similar to Violet in many ways which was why the agreement they had come to was not a conventional settlement between two 75 year old women, they agreed to fight for the house, not in court but woman to woman in a catfight .

Delores's son Tim and I listened as the two women explained to us that they were talking about this on the phone when they got into a heated argument, Delores saying it was a shame Robert never got the both of them together or he would have seen her kick Violet's ass and the problem would have been solved right then. Violet, coming to hate her romantic rival just as much, suggested they meet up and decide it that way now. Delores quickly agreed so here they were. They had handpicked the two of us to be here to make sure everything stayed fair. They asked us both to stay out of it until it was settled. We both reluctantly agreed, I imagine Tim was like me in thinking that although a mature catfight was an incredibly sexy fantasy, these women were 75 years old and we didn't want to see anyone hurt badly. I talked myself into it however, figuring how much damage could they really do at their age but I was soon to find out that rivalry and hate had no age limit and these ladies would fight as fierce as women one quarter their age.

After Delores too signed the agreement, the two women walked to opposite sides of the living room about 10 feet apart, each with her male counterpart right by her side. I was somewhat shocked as both women started to undress, Violet telling me that neither wanted to mess up their good dresses and nylons so they agreed to fight in bras and panties. I could hardly contain my hard on. I put Violet's dress, nylons and shoes next to the couch with me while Tim did the same for Delores. The fight was about to start and although still a bit apprehensive, I could not have been more excited.

As the two women stared at each other I took a good look at each one of them. I had never seen Violet in less than shorts and a blouse so I was in awe of how amazing she looked. Violet is about 5'5 and weighs about 155 lbs. She has short gray hair, medium size tits that drooped sightly but they were still sexier than most women half her age. Her legs were incredibly sexy, shapely and smooth with a milky creamy texture and her feet were very sexy as well, size 6 or so, manicured red toenails with soft soles. She was wearing a pair of white lacy panties with a matching white bra. Delores was equally as stunning as Violet. She stood about 5'6 or so and was about the same build and weight as Violet. Delores had short salt and pepper hair, her tits were also medium sized but even firmer than Violet's. Her legs were shapely as well but not quite as sexy as Violet's. Delores also had sexy manicured feet, hers painted a soft rose color which matched her lacy bra and panty outfit. The women sized eachother up and the silent tension was thick until finally someone spoke.

"I have been waiting for this day since Robert told me about you, " Delores said, " You old slut."

" I want nothing more than to tear your gray head bald you fucking tramp." Violet shot back.

" Well, here I am YOU FILTHY CUNT!" grumbled Delores.

" Lets go you cum swallowing dirty whore!" Violet yelled back. Tim and I were both a little shocked as we knew these women to be a bit wild but had never heard such language from the mouths of these sexy seniors.

Although a bit hesitant at first, their hatred for each other was boiling to the top and the two underwear clad grandmothers walked towards each other. Delores started with a stinging slap to Violet's face. Violet struck back with a slap of her own. Then the two women angrily grabbed each other's hair and yanked violently. The next few minutes were the most shocking and exciting moments of my life as Violet and Delores had little worry about being hurt, they were just out to hurt each other. Pulling out clumps of gray hair, slapping and punching each other's face, tits and stomachs, these women were doing some serious damage. The shocking part was that although clumps of hair were pulled out, blood was trickling from Violet's mouth and Delores' nose and they were both sweating profusely and breathing heavy, neither woman was backing off.

They stopped momentarily and then clashed again, this time hitting the floor on their knees. Tim almost jumped up and stopped them right then so he was clearly as worried as I was about the brutality of the battle. We did have the same worries but we definetly were not on friendly terms, however, as we cheered them on , we used scathing terms as we spoke about our counterpart's foe.

"Tear her ugly face up mom!" shouted Tim.

" Kick the slut's ass Violet!" I yelled.

" Scratch the whore's eyes out ma!" Tim fired off.

" The old cunt is getting tired Violet, yank her saggy tits off!" I exclaimed.

Every time we would yell something the women would fight that much harder and Violet would tell me later that she also got that much more excited as well. The fight was getting more violent on the floor as both women faced off on their knees, claws out, tearing flesh as they were fighting like cats. Tim couldn't stand it anymore as his mom was getting torn up, he looked at me and said, " We gotta stop them before they kill each other." Although I was loving the fight, I agreed and we jumped up, got on the floor and pulled the exhausted, sweaty but still very angry women apart.

" You said you wouldn't interfere!" Violet said though heavy breaths.

" Damnit, Tim. We are settling this now!." Delores exclaimed, also breathing heavily.


"Sorry mom but you are gonna kill each other, there must be another way." Tim replied.

" Well, we did discuss one other option. " Violet said.

" What's that?" I asked.

" You two boys could settle it for us." Delores answered.

" That is the other reason we asked you along," Violet explained, " We knew you might let us fight or might not but if not we knew you would be willing to fight for us, fight for our honor!"

I was stunned, I hadn't been in many fights in my life but had told Violet about a few of them so she may have thought I was an expert. I was definitely reluctant to this idea as we helped the women still sweaty, bloody and out of breath to the couch. Tim knelt down in front of his battered mother while I sat beside Violet.

" I will fight him for you mom, I will kick his ass for you!" Tim said as he stared at his mother. Great, a momma's boy who will do anything for her,I thought to myself. I adored Violet, but a fight? I was very unsure of this prospect when all of a sudden Violet turned towards me with a gleam in her eye.

" I know it is a lot to ask sweetie, but I would love to see you kick this mama's boy's ass." Violet purred as she slid her hand up and down my tie. Then she won me over with her next move, saying," I think it would be incredibly sexy to see you dominate him for me Dalton, extremely sexy." punctuating that last "extremely sexy" by running her hand on my crotch, feeling my hardness through my pants.

I was sold. "I'll do it." I exclaimed.

The women discussed it, the rules were simple, just like them there would be none. The losing man's partner would sign over the house. Both women eagerly volunteered us to strip out of our suits, not wanting to ruin them they said. Tim and I stripped down to our underwear and sized eachother up in the process. I stood about 6'1 and weighed in at about 200 lbs. I was not in great shape but not bad, I knew Violet didn't take her eyes off me as I stripped down. Tim stood about 6'0 and was a little heavier than me, mostly in the gut. We both had brown hair with touches of gray but his was shoulder length with a beard and mustache while I was clean shaven with shorter clean cut hair. We both had hairy chests and legs as we stretched out a little, both unsure of what we got ourselves into but both determined to win, him for his mother and me for the object of my lustful intentions, Violet.

I had thought there relationship was a bit close for mother and son but it got a bit weirder when Delores made a final request. " Your son-in-law is handsome alright but I bet his cock doesn't compare to my Tim's."

I thought that was an odd thing to say but then Violet came to my defense with, " I haven't seen it yet but I guarantee Dalton is bigger and thicker than your little boy is." These women tried to one up the other at every turn.

" Take off your shorts Tim and fight him like that. Show him who has the better cock." Delores asked her son. Although they never touched each other sexually in front of us, it still was a bit odd how open the mother and son were.

Violet, not wanting to be outdone, stepped in front of me and put her fingers on he waistband of my boxer briefs," Will you fight naked for me?"

"Well, when you ask like that," I thought to myself as I nodded to my sexy mother-in-law, trembling slightly as she slid my underwear over my bulging cock and too my ankles. My cock grazed her cheek as I stepped out of my shorts. Violet winked at me and went over and sat next to her foe.

They both looked incredibly sexy despite still being sweaty with smeared blood on legs and arms, sporting messed up gray hairdoos. They were sitting on the couch with their sweat soaked underwear, both eagerly anticipating our upcoming nude battle.

End Part 1