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* The maverick heroine runs over from STP land, kidnaps Terry Moore and hauls him off to the UK to appear for all the poor, deprived Britons, herself included*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
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Within minutes, an alarm goes off in the bowels of the Pentagon. A call goes out to the underground bunker housing the crack commando squad kept in reserve for such emergencies(theft of a National Treasure or the Invasion of Canada, which ever comes first). Of course, they will have to invade a foreign ally's soil, but these guys eat S.A.S. nancyboys for breakfast. After the Second Battle of Britain, Mr. Moore(who apparantly was not woken up in the brouhaha and still slepping like a baby) is delivered to his home in Houston, TX, USA. He will wake up in the morning, sit at his drawing table, and wonder why the radio reports that London is still buring.
We've got Terry Moore AND Winnie the Pooh, and you can't have them!
Unless of course Terry fancies a hop across the pond. But we're sending the Secret Service with him!
*This delisional fantasy has been brought to you by coffe. Yes, rich delicious coffe. And too much of it!*
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Darth
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If you're really a Goth
Where were you when we sacked Rome?
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Damnation!
My evil plan has been foiled!
Give us Winnie, you damned Confederates!!!
(ROFLMAO)
* Katchoo doesn't live in London!*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
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Hey! We're not confederates, were colonials!
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Katchooo, the fatal flaw of your plan was messin' with Texas(haven't you seen any of their t-shirts or bumber stickers advising you not too? oh, wait, you're in England...)
*Inside the bunker*
Enter stage left, cigar chomping general-'So they've got this Terry Moore fella.'
Lieutenant'Yes Sir.'
General-'He does comic books, right?'
Lt.-'Yes sir'
Gen.-'Hmmm. I really liked Watchmen and Swamp Thing.'
Lt.-'Uh, sir, that was Alan Moore.'
Gen.-'Uhm, uh, well, yes. Alan Moore, Terry Moore, what's the difference, they're both good, honest, hard working American's...'
Lt-'Actually sir, Alan Moore is British'
Gen. stares unapprovingly at the LT.
Lt-'Uh,. right sir..." and retreats out of the war room.
Further proof that the price of good comics is eternal vigilance!
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Darth
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If you're really a Goth
Where were you when we sacked Rome?
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Katchoo! poking at Texas? how could you?!?
*sets up a special guard over Terry*
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*looks all doe- eyed at tyle*
misther texan man sir? can we pwease bowwow misther tewwie moah? we's gots no way to sthee him allaway over heah!
*smiles sweetly*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
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Cigar chomping General looks at Katchoo-
'Well, if you aren't just the cutest little lesbian! Lieutenant, get this girl a lollipop and put her on the next transport to Houston! I can't see how this Moore guy could resist such innocence and sweetness!"
Once again, WW III narrowly averted by doe eyes....happens more often than you'd think....
And proof that Americans and Britons can still get along. How lurvly http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
Darth
Darth
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If you're really a Goth
Where were you when we sacked Rome?
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*pssst!*
*i'm a girl!*
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...*I knew that... jus' forgotted for a second*
Fank you misther!
*skips along wiv her wollipop to meet misther moah*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
