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"Hey there Baby Boy."
"Baby Boy? I'm 26 years old."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Hey there Handsome Man."
"How are you tonight?"
"Good. What's your name, Handsome Man?"
"Dan."
"Ah, so you're really Handsome Dan?"
"That's right. Who are you?"
"Valera."
"That's a pretty name."
"Thank you. Is it as pretty as the rest of me?"
"No, the rest of you is prettier."
"Oh, so now you're a player, I see."
"I'm trying."
"Are you married, Handsome Dan?"
"No, Miss Valera, I am not."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No ma'am."
"Are you looking?"
"I'm always looking."
"That's good. You probably don't like black girls, though."
"I like all girls."
"Really?"
"Some more than others."
"Oh hush, stop being so cute."
"Can't help it, I was born this way."
"Well your Momma done good then."
"You looking?"
"I wasn't until a few minutes ago."
"Right on. You feel like looking more, or do you think you're ready to go?"
"Let me write you down my number..."
*scribble scribble*
"Thank you."
"No, thank you, sweetie."
"My pleasure."
"Ok, I got to run, but you make sure you call me when you get home from work tonight, ok?"
"Absolutely."
"Nighty-night Handsome Dan."
"Have a good one Miss Valera."
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So...have you called her yet?
