The Story Continued
Additionally: Three Billion years ago. Newmanas he will become known as; shortly after his skull fracture heals; is about to be wacked in the head with a rather large heavy chunck of what he will eventually call lumber.
Walk that way you witless fool until you see me again build a boat!
Will wonder what a boat is.
We in all probability will not be hearing from him for a while.
Newman will if he invented either drowning or homicide or perhaps both.
Run Headlong into that tree and leave me alone. Will
Later: Newman invents fire. His new found companion Sparkie invents two things almost simultaniously.
The third degree burn and the food shortage after taking Newman's invention a little too close to the wild oat field that was the primary food source for their prehistoric community.
The next morning:
Sparkie: "It was pretty Newman!"
Newman: "Remember what I told you?"
Sparkie: "That fire was safe."
Newman: "As long as....."
Sparkie: "I'm Hungry Newman!"
Newman: "Wait here I'll get you some soot."
Sparkie: "Will I like soot."
Newman: "You bet, and guess what?"
Sparkie: ".........."
Newman: "Later on today... I plan to invent the judo lesson.:
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