Another day..

another dollar in my bank..another dollar to spend...

There is too much sameness with my days lately..I need a change of routine..*yawns* [img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]

Shake things up by...

* Bringing pies for throwing. Maybe set up a small catapult
* Wearing sunglasses, avoiding sunlight, drinking red liquids, see how long before someone stakes you
* Pretending not to know what common household products are. "This toiletpaper you speak of..."
* Marking off your territory. Literally. Spread that special little scent, like God meant it to
* Go jogging without a bra
* Giving everyone you know annoying nicknames and only refer to them by those names
* Going commando and 'accidentally' leaving your fly open
* Rhyming your questions, use dirty words

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 22, 2004 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Lefty ]</font>

wearing dark sunglasses and asking people what your race is.

yelling soccer is for sissies at a finals match

passing gas in a crowded elevator

Too funny guys..lmao

And lefty if I went jogging with out a bra Id be tripping over my own breasts...and gravel rash on the nipples isnt fun..lol

But it is fun to see the guys faces when I do put an extra 'bounce' in my walk and make the 'twins' jiggle that lil bit more..hehehe [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

* color-coordinating my dildonics collection
* trying to get the nipple rash image that Belle spoke of out of my mind
* thinking of clever ways "accidently" back over my MIL with the car
* pondering if I will EVER find a job and whether or not I will become an alcoholic from having too many frosty beverages while perusing the classified ads

I could tell ya several ways for getting rid of your MIL but I could get into trouble... *evil giggle* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

feed her to the ants

Release the flying monkeys you found at her sister's place

Drop a house on her and steal her shoes..

Douse her with a bucket of water and watch her melt..