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OK is it weird to stop and think about... How come when we do something we have to looks at it? Such as... cases in point.
Woman blows her nose... she looks.
Man takes a big dump... he looks.
We puke on the sidewalk after a party... everyone looks.
You cut your finger you have to show everyone just to acknowledge its existance or something.
But now if someone ran up to you and said OH look a cut, a buger, a big dump in the shape of a question mark... no one looks.
Next question.. how come womens pooh floats and guys doesn't. You know everyone woman just has to yell at a man for not putting the lid down yet they forget to flush every freekin week. Is it really that hard??
Legal info: No offense to anyone of any minority, anyone gay, tall , short, thin or fat, male or female. Not that there is anything wrong with any of those thing. 'A sarcastic rambeling about how over polictically correct we have become'
CYA
<font color="#c0c0c0" size="1">[ April 28, 2003 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
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the fact that your shit floats has little to do
with your gender and more to do with how much
fat content your diet has.
also, i never complain about a toilet seat being
up... nor would i do such a thing. i see it as
senseless bitching since technically, the male
would be doing more work than a female.
and about the 'look' issue...
in many of those cases, you are inclinded to look
because it happens to be the situational dilemma
you are in. for example:
you look when you puke because you are naturally
facing that direction... so on and so on.
as for the toilet issue again... most of the time
you look because you have to turn to flush...
and it could easily be as simple as checking
to see if the flush command works *yes, i said
it intentionally like that because i found it
rather amusing*
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
the fact that your shit floats has little to do
with your gender and more to do with how much
fat content your diet has.
you look when you puke because you are naturally
facing that direction... so on and so on.
as for the toilet issue again... most of the time
you look because you have to turn to flush...
and it could easily be as simple as checking
to see if the flush command works *yes, i said
it intentionally like that because i found it
rather amusing*</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well I really wasn't looking for the technical explination so much as the humor in the fact people do it everyday and it is amusing to me.
As for the flush command... hmmm makes me wonder why we never see restrooms on Star Trek. Do these people not have to pee?
CYA
<font color="#c0c0c0" size="1">[ April 28, 2003 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
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i wasn't trying to sound technical [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
and no....
there is no peeing in the future!
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NO PEEING!!!!!!!!!!! Well we can't have that. When will I get to read all those new copys of Sportrider?
CYA
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i said there was no peeing...
i didn't mention a thing about masturbation
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Actually, there ARE restrooms on TNG's Enterprise. Someone gave me a "companion book" which discussed the first 5 seasons of the series, episode-by-episode, and noted how in several scenes they did have "man" "woman" symbols pasted on doors as lavatories. O'course, those doors never opened, never able to see inside, but at least we're led to believe the Human race still has a GI-system.
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whoa.....
maybe some trekky geek has a screenshot of that!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
i said there was no peeing...
i didn't mention a thing about masturbation</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
HMMMM I don't think I have ever masterbated to a motorcycle magazine... but hey that new CBR1000R is kind sexy now that you mention it. ;-)
CYA
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whoa... you're so missing out
