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So I'm standing backstage last night at a rehearsal for The Wizard of Oz and one of the tiny little girls who plays a Munchkin is looking at my t-shirt. It's a composite of the nine favorite parts I've played. She studies it a moment and says:

GIRL: You're in all those pictures!

CRAIG: Yep. It's kind of a r?sum? shirt.

GIRL: (After closer examination) So it's pictures of you from when you were young til now when you're very old?

CRAIG: (Long pause) Yes. Exactly.

sigh

Oh now Craig, you are not THAT old. ANyone will tell you that 55 is just getting started.

So a couple years ago I was getting a hair cut. I try to go to those schools where they cut your hair for half price. I don't have enough hair to pay full fair. Anyhow. The girls.. okay fine, they are usually 20 and pretty cute but I go for the price. So she is cutting away and getting down to the minor clean up and she volunteers:
"Would you like me to trim your ear hairs?"

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I'd brought my niece to a show at Wheaton Drama, and during intermission I was showing her the star boards from shows I'd been in. She looked up at one and said,(loud enough for everyone in the lobby to hear)"Oh, Aunt Peggy-look how YOUNG you were!"
The tragedy is that this happened a full 10 years ago...
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Yes-I am old-I accidentally double posted...

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 29, 2006 10:18 AM: Message edited by: pungster1 ]</font>