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Gah I don't know about topless pics of Darren in this mag (there is a tiny one LOL) but what do I find, none other than those Blue boys!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Here's the article:
We're Dreaming of a Blue Xmas
Aah Christmas... it's the time when we all look foward to pulling a cracker (not 'arf LOL) and, if we're lucky a good stuffing. (ooh er missus!!) So, who better to invite round for a bit of 'ding dong merrily on high' than the not so angelic boys from Blue. They sing like choir boys, dance better than your dad and Duncan's got first hand experience of dressing up as Santa. But who's the handiest with a bunch of tinsel and a bottle of Advocaat? We put them to the test.....
Dressing Up The Tree
The boys are given ten minutes to spruce up their pines and make them fit for your front room. But who's got the most festive fir and who's left playing with their baubles (Gawd there's no answer to that!!) LMAO
Lee watches his balls drop! [img]eek.gif[/img]
Simon's fiddling with his fancy bits.....
Dunc: "I love doing the tree - I used to be a right creative bastard when I was younger." (Awwwwww I just bet he was! LOL)
A tree-mendous effort boys! The Winner - Dunc: His mum couldn't have done better (Oh Dynky baby you can come round to mine this Xmas to help me with some (un)dressing!! **DL**)
Shaking Up a Cocktail
There are ten bottles of booze, five minutes on the clock and four smooth talking bar men. We get the lads to wow us with their mixing skills. But will they leave us shaken or stirred?
Sex on the Beach? Dunc makes an offer we can't refuse? (Who could?)
Ant looks nervous, Duncan looks like a pro, Simon goes straight for the spirits and Lee just wants to pop his cork! (LMAO @ that!!)
The lads get round to the fun stuff - the tasting! Er lads, that's enough now.
The Winner: Simon: "I've called it The Rabbit because you'll go like one. It's full of alcohol!" (Energiser Bunny springs to mind! - dirty little [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] that he is!)
Wrapping Up
A bottle of Advocaat, a china dog, a carriage clock, and a cuddly toy. No, it's not The Generation Game, but the boys in our awkward pressie wrapping competition.
The boys cover up their assets. Dunc to
Ant: " Mine's bigger than yours." (We're not disagreeing there hunny [img]wink.gif[/img]
The lads lay bare their packets!(*faints*)
Simon shows his sensitive side: " I can't wrap the bear's head.(aw) I had a Snoopy when I was younger and I always believed it could breathe." After five minutes it's a wrap....The winner: Ant: Perfect he must be good with his hands.
Topping Trifle:
So what can Blue do with glace cherries, hundreds and thousands and a can of squirty cream? (The mind boggles!) Get your jellies out ladies...... the boys have to turn our plain dessert into a customised treat fit for pop kings.
Dunc loses his cherry. (No comment!! LMAO)
Lee enjoys a celebratory dunk-in with, er Duncan (at this point the pics show them with cream all over their faces!!)
The boys show us their wobbly bits. (dies on the spot!)
The Winner: Lee finds out what whipped cream is really for (you mean he didn't already know??!)
Our Christmas Cracker is:
Well, Simon's great with cocktails, Duncan can dress a mean tree, Ant can wrap your pressies and what Lee can't do with cream isn't worth knowing. So who do we want round ours? Well, all of them - it is Christmas.
*gasps for breath* part 2 coming right up!
Janie xx
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 11, 2002 12:04 PM: Message edited by: DarrensPassion ]</font>
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 11, 2002 12:05 PM: Message edited by: DarrensPassion ]</font>
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part 2 LOL
Blue's Christmans Confessions
We may dream of them filling our stockings (LOL he can certainly fill my boots! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] ) but whose chimney would they like to slide down?
Who would you like to have sitting on your knee this Christmas?
Ant: Katie Holmes from Dawson's Creek. She's great!
Duncan: I'd have Britney on my knee. (grr @ that!)
Lee: Woman wise? My gran!
Simon: Definitely, Christina Milian
Give us your best Christmas chat up line:
Ant: How would you like to ring my jingle bells?
Duncan: Get your mince pies, you've pulled!
Lee: Do you want a good stuffing?
And what would you fill our stockings with this year?
Simon: Samples from Selfridges - the free ones (cheapskate! LOL) I'd buy something for me and give you the samples!
If you had to buy a secret Santa pressie for the other boys, what would it be?
Ant: I'd get Simon some weights so he can work out.
Duncan: I'd get Lee a crash course in go-karting.
Lee: I'd give 'em a sock each, ask them to fill it and give it back to me.
Simon: A welcome mat for Dunc because he's really proud of his new house. (awwwwwwww)
Have you ever given or received naughty presents? (+18 some of this [img]wink.gif[/img] )
Ant: Last year I got some pants from a fan saying "I want Ant in my pants." I've never worn them.
Duncan: I gave a skimpy Santa outfit to a girlfriend. I much prefer giving to receiving (how thoughtful he is!)
Lee: I had a blow job for Christmas once.
Simon: No, naughty presents, just oral sex - given and received (well really!)
What's your best Christmas memory?
Duncan: Well my worst was when I worked on Christmas Day as a Butlin's Red Coat. I didn't have one present to open [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] and I was dressed as Santa with kids on my knee going "You're not Santa, you're Duncan!" It was horrible. (poor guy)
Simon: When my brother was due to be born and didn't arrive in time for Christmas, I got all his presents too - it was the best!
Whose chimney would you like to slide down this year?
Ant: George Michael's.(ooo err is there something you ain't telling us Ant??!!) I reckon he'd have a wicked Christmas, and I'm a big fan of his.
Duncan: I'd love to take a trip in Britney's flume, but I don't know if it's accommodating enough. (Gah there's no answer to that one!!) hehe
That's it folks!
Janie xx
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 11, 2002 12:07 PM: Message edited by: DarrensPassion ]</font>
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That interview has sooooo much character! [img]smile.gif[/img]
*giggles like a school girl*
That was funny! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Thanks again Janie for giving me a good laugh! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Now all we need are the pics that go with that! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Hugs -- Chai
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That was hilarious [img]biggrin.gif[/img] (and your comments weren't half bad either [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
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LOL. Very sweet article [img]smile.gif[/img]
Thanks Janie.
Hun... can you scan that teeny tiny pic of Darren? I would love to see it.
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Well my worst was when I worked on Christmas Day as a Butlin's Red Coat. I didn't have one present to open and I was dressed as Santa with kids on my knee going "You're not Santa, you're Duncan!" It was horrible.
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awwwww poor sweetie
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] 's Duncan [img]wink.gif[/img]
Enough with Britney already!
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Enough with Britney already!
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My sentiments exactly!!!!
Who needs Britney when he could have us??? (and I mean that in it's most literal sense [img]wink.gif[/img] LMAO)
*wraps myself up in paper and tinsel and waits for Crimbo morning* [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#ccccff"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Laurina:
LOL. Very sweet article [img]smile.gif[/img]
Thanks Janie.
Hun... can you scan that teeny tiny pic of Darren? I would love to see it.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
OK Laurie, just give me few mins [img]smile.gif[/img] Ouch I have just twisted my ankle coming down the stairs
[img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Janie xx
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#ccccff"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Laurina:
LOL. Very sweet article [img]smile.gif[/img]
Thanks Janie.
Hun... can you scan that teeny tiny pic of Darren? I would love to see it.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
OK Laurie, just give me few mins [img]smile.gif[/img] It's really very small so I hope everyone will be able to see it [img]smile.gif[/img] Ouch I have just twisted my ankle coming down the stairs
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Janie xx
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OK girls, here are the pics to go with this article [img]smile.gif[/img]
<img src=http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid38/p9c7d13c0ab4dad15ae9e0170b83ca4a7/fd0e5eca.jpg>
<img src=http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid38/p64e32756ad5469c32aad89cbdb1b7c52/fd0e5ec7.jpg>
Janie xx
