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30 ThInGs gUyZ WaNt gIrLS tO kNoW
1. We're not as big of
perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say,
your ex-boyfriend IS a loser.
3. We like you to give us hugs
and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up
on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because
one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what
any other guy looks like.
15. We may not be able to pee
accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be nice if
you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to
see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to
break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your
ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our
throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like
you are anyway.
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Frank always uses this as a reason why it is better to be a man. LOL!
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#15 is always the reason i will never clean
a toilet as long as i live with a male
hey, a deal is a deal [img]cool.gif[/img]
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I promise to sit and pee if you will clean the toilets.
*bats eyelashes*
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ok?
push over
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