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ALRIGHT PEOPLE!!! LISTEN UP!!
I am Sergant Powers!!! Your senior Drill Instuctor!! for the next 8 weeks you belong to me, and Sgt Ski (Ski: Tell'em, SteveDave...). We will Whip you sorry sacks into shape.. and make you lean mean, posting machines. You will sweat, you will bleed, you WILL LOVE IT AND ASK FOR MORE!!!
*walks down the line*
YOU!! ERIS!! Stop eyeballing me!! DROP!!
EVERYBODY DROP!!!
FRONT!! BACK!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FLUTTER KICKS!!
ON YOUR FEET!!
SKI!! TELL 'EM!!
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 29, 2002 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Firebird98 ]</font>
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"OK !! LISTEN UP YOU TERDS!!! *walks the line*
YOU!! whats your name!!! Jelymo!?!?!
sounds like you's a Spammer!!!
Are you a spammer??? Better stop eyeballin me...
SGT POWERS!!!
What do you want to do to this...RIFF RAFF first?
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Well, well, well....
*walks over to Jely*
look at this.. "cute" halo... *tosses halo on the floor*
think yer cute now? grab your rucks.. we're going to the gas chamber... see how cute you are after that...
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*See's a girl laughing*
OH SO YOU THINK THATS FUNNY DO YOU PVT...ERIS!!!!
I tell you what, you just joined pvt, jelys fun.
What your not laughing now??? to bad.
Anyone else what to make a joke????
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SKI... we got a funny man over here..
private... MIBBIT!!!
Pvt Mibbit.. exactly what in the hel lare those little things that follow you around? Are we allowed pets in the barracks? Are they your buddies? your homeys? you pezos? Ya know.. it doesn't matter...
Because you are ALL ON KP FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!
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WELL WHAT HAVE WE HERE....
PVT CRAZY!!! you seem like a real go getter!!!!
From now on Pvt. Crazy is your squad leader!!!
DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND!!!!
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Pvt Bran... You also look like you'd be a good squad lead-
what
the
hell...
Pvt JAXOM... DO YOU EVEN EXIST? WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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It would look as though pvt. Jax is having a identity crisis, *looks at jax * from now on you name will be pvt. snowball. do you like that name? good cause it fits you!!
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now, now, now...
Seems we have us here a Chaos Butterfly...
are you about to cause some chaos in my barracks?
CB: no..
WHAT?
CB: No..
SPEAK UP!!
CB: NO!!!
better... I'll be watching you...
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PVT. WILOE!!! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SPATULA!?!?!?!
Wil: nu..nothing
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!
NOW GET RID OF THAT THING BEFORE YOU FIND IT STUCK IN YOUR ASS, ROGER!!!
Wil: YES SIR!!
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 29, 2002 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Ski ]</font>