Thought of the day

I was wondering, reading Spider Man while my train full of commuters was dashing through the roman country:

What would happen if someone got hit by a radioactive lesbian?

Any suggestions?

Um.... control over all battery operated toys?

I don't know a heterosexual man on this planet who hasn't had a similar thought at one time or another in their life... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jax.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ski:
Um.... control over all battery operated toys?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh my, the thoughts I just had.....

Thought you might like that one [img]wink.gif[/img]

Not "hit" by a radioactive lesbian, BIT by a radioactive lesbian! (although the hitting part might be fun too!)

You'd probably become a super-lesbian, but still look like a hetero-male. Hard to tell the difference really...

Do radioactive lesbians actually go around hitting (or biting, if you prefer) people all that much? The regular non radioactive sort seem to usually wait for you to ask for such before doing anything like that to you...

Maybe that's what happened to... *points to a random male poster*

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 5Cats:


You'd probably become a super-lesbian, but still look like a hetero-male. Hard to tell the difference really...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

*looks at self*

Nope, don't look like a hetero-male.

*looks at gf*

Nope, neither does she.

Ah well, guess that theory's no good. [img]wink.gif[/img]


Eris: Why, yes, most lesbians are kind enough to ask first, though one wonders how the radiation would affect manners...

Nobody is thinking about super powers!

ps the hetero-male thing... how clever...