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1. Always pound those weaker than you
2. If you have any enemies in the pit, proceed to take their eyes out
3. If drunk, wave arms around frantically
4. Pick people up when they fall down, but then secretly knock them back down
5. Kung Fu to be used on Goths. This rule was created on Saturday
6. Attempt to knock the drinks out of the hands of cool kids and conscientious objectors
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7. Any members of the lesser sex get ratty with you coz you hit them, tell them "get the fuck out of my pit" and hit them again
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hey bunce can u remember that lass that got in my way, so i told her to fuck off.did i tell u she was a friend of a friend?and i saw her again and she tried to say sorry.it was funny.i blanked her.
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mark - is it ok to print off some of them fliers to give out in louth? It just makes it easier...and if its still under 18s i should be able to get a few to go [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Edit- 1. It doesnt matter if they are weaker than you or not, give it a go!
Wot a ponce. you pounce on anybody, y just the people weaker than you? isnt that a little cowardly?
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Windmill Kick-box, another kids down................well, what are you waiting for?
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8) use every oppurtunity you get to feel up the lasses.
i only did this once at the NOFX gig where there were good looking women everywhere. not nessers like you get round here. but they all turned out to be men with mullets.
9) if luke craven tries to crowd surf drop him on his head
i swear to god this doesn't just happen in gy - i've seen it happen in Sheffield too! it's the funniest thing in the world. unfortunately craven only goes to sissy gigs so he never gets too hurt, if it was at one of my gigs either he'd be stomped into pizza topping or enslaved by beatniks.
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The rule reads, Always pound those weaker than you.
The rule doesn't except those stronger than you, but commands you to always pound those weaker than you
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if ANOYONE tries to crowd surf, punch them in the face then drop them on their heads. there is nothing more annoying than crowd surfing nobheads