Subject: Beer @ Work
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> 16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work:
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> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
> 5. It encourages car pooling.
> 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
> 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
> 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
> 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
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> 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
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> 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.
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> Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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