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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
Hospital. One day while they were walking
past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank
to the bottom and stayed there. Mary
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to
the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the
medical director became aware of Mary's
heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as he now
concidered her to be mentally stable and
able to respond appropriately to the
concerns of others. When he went to tell
Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged because since you were able
to jump in and save the life of another
patient, I think you've regained your
sences. The bad news is, Jim, the patient
you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe
belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
he's dead. Mary, smiling but a bit confused.
replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry." [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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lol...that's funny but kinda sad at the same time. Where did you find it?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lady_Ilona:
lol...that's funny but kinda sad at the same time. Where did you find it?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Someone gave it to my boss. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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LMAO! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
