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An old man was sitting on a park bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red, orange,
blue and yellow, and a leather thong around his neck.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring.
The young man finally said very sarcastically, "What's
the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied: "Got drunk one
time in Hong Kong and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
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LMMFAO!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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hehahah i clicked that....
hehhehehahahahahah....oh brother... [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
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Where do pirates go on vacation?
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="ZOIRLS"> ARRRR-uba </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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Did ya hear that the makes of the Yugo car are coming out with a new family size mini van? <blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="GC56JD">It's called the WeAllGo </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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so when do the jokes start? [img]redface.gif[/img]
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Right here
<font color="#000000" size="1">[ October 02, 2003 12:23 AM: Message edited by: TastinGood ]</font>
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Of all the Yugo jokes I've ever heard.....
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="DYOPGA"> That's the worst.</div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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Good... I am glad to know that I stuck it under the right topic then. SHhhhhhheeeew had me worried for a sec.
