Jay Leno

Did you see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows. ....


Just before his appearance last night to pump himself up for his speech, Arnold bench pressed Michael Moore. ....


Arnold is a powerful weapon for the GOP. He appeals to Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives -- everybody but film critics. ....


John Kerry is keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there. ....


Last night John Kerry held a midnight rally in Ohio right after the Republican Convention...
John Kerry giving a speech at midnight -- how hard was it to stay awake at that? ....


I was stunned when I heard Bill Clinton was in the hospital. I just assumed Hillary finally ran over him with the Mercedes. He looked so healthy.

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One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with president Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

I consider a traitor to American troops someone who disobeys orders and goes AWOL for five months.

Imagine a military where everyone can go AWOL for 5 months.

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Originally posted by reason:
I consider a traitor to American troops someone who disobeys orders and goes AWOL for five months.

Imagine a military where everyone can go AWOL for 5 months.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It seams to me that everything the rats come up with is suspect. I am surprised your still letting your dick do the thinking.