Things You Probably Shouldnt Do

Here's a few things you should probably think twice about before doing them.

Dont just open a can of corn and pour milk over it when you run out of cornflakes.

Furthermore, dont use Milk of Magnesia as a substitue if you happen to run out of milk for your cereal.

If you are going to cross the street, look left and right not up and down.
Yes it's still technically looking both ways, but unless you are checking for puddles and low flying planes it's probably better to just stick with the left and right

And of course the old fave of mine.
Dont put the peanut butter and jelly on the outside of the sammi. It's much easier to eat when it's on the inside.

Hopefully these will help you in some way if you are ever in one of these situations.

Feel free to add some of your own.


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Probably not a good idea to juggle your beers or sodas before you open them.

Choosing to high dive into a frozen pool to avoid making large splashes that will cost you competition points, probably isnt too bright of an idea either.

Skydiving with only an umbrella for a parachute isnt too wise.

Neither is jumping off a building on a windy day or holding a hairdrier to see if you can fall up instead of down.

craig,

I have dutifully made note of your suggestions and will use them wisely when the situation permits.

Actually no Gae! LOL!

Havent had a drink since Friday.

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Here's a few things you should probably think twice about before doing them.
Dont just open a can of corn and pour milk over it when you run out of cornflakes.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What's canned corn?

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If you are going to cross the street, look left and right not up and down.
Yes it's still technically looking both ways, but unless you are checking for puddles and low flying planes it's probably better to just stick with the left and right.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pay particular attention if you are in the UK.

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And of course the old fave of mine.
Dont put the peanut butter and jelly on the outside of the sammi. It's much easier to eat when it's on the inside.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">On serial killers and other mentally ill people eat peanut butter and jelly.

Peanut Butter And Jelly
It feels good in my belly

The taste is quite Pleazin'
Best with a glass of cow squeezins

I [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] PB&J!

another thing you shouldnt do is listen to sarcazmo/reason.


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Originally posted by cincygreg:
Peanut Butter And Jelly
It feels good in my belly

The taste is quite Pleazin'
Best with a glass of cow squeezins

I [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] PB&J!

another thing you shouldnt do is listen to sarcazmo/reason.


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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I am SICK of your BRUTAL attacks!

Did someone post something?

Nope, didnt think so!

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