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I'm at the deli picking up some suds and I run into a buddy of mine who was grabbing some grub. There's this attractive woman who is a little on the chub side who is buying some crap. Before she's done, she asks the deli dude for a brownie.
I casually whisper to my buddy that her ass wouldn't be so big if she laid off the brownies and shit if she didn't hear me and my buddy bust out laughing. I got a "mind your business ass hole" from her.
She wouldn't have been a bad fuck after a couple beers.
Fuck it, my buddy laughed and the guy behind the deli counter got a good laugh too. Everyone's happy and the beer is cold.
Bill-DC
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Well, the highlight of my week, last week, was that the dental hygeinest that cleaned my teeth, looked like Parker Posey, I think I felt her tit on my shoulder for one fleeting moment, damn, she was cute, oh, well, let's see what happens this week.
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Just like when my secretary handed me folder with some papers to sign and she was wearing a low-cut blouse and she bend down kinda low and I looked because I couldn't help myself. She said: "You can take your face out of my chest."
Sincerely,
Bill-DC
More good shit from the vaults:
"Check this out. There were three nuns dressed like dudes, and the one nun had a dick. Waitaminute that's not it; there were three dudes..that's right, three dudes dressed like nuns. And, their dicks fell out. Ha Ha. That's a funny muthafukker ain't it?"
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Bobby,
Nice, but I don't have a secretary. I work at a CPA firm. We do have some hotties working there though.
However, whenever there is a clevege sighting I definitely get my fraction of a second peek in.
Bill-DC
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TXfuzzboxvoodoo:
Well, the highlight of my week, last week, was that the dental hygeinest that cleaned my teeth, looked like Parker Posey, I think I felt her tit on my shoulder for one fleeting moment, damn, she was cute, oh, well, let's see what happens this week.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I never get a hottie hygenist. I always get the old lady, then the dentist sticks his hands in my mouth and I leave feeling like crap because all this shit was in my mouth. I hate the rinse and spit and the fucking things you have to bite on to get an x ray of your teeth suck too.
In those books listing participating dentists and doctors, there should be symbols. Two tits mean hotties, one tit means hot receptionist, no tits mean baggy old lady prodding in your mouth.
Bill-DC
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damn, that sucks...
i like your rating system, rack that.
as for my dentists office:
the receptioninst: 30something hottie.
hyginists:
the one i mentioned, cute, semi-hot, 32 years old.
the blonde one, 43, and verrrry hot, blonde texas babe who likes beer and still goes to concerts, i suspect my dentist is banging her.
the older one, mexican lady, 50ish, huge rack, slender, very nice smile, duh! very doable, 'cept she's older than my mom and that sorta sounds like a sin.
the x ray chick, i couldn't get a clear view, they were working on me.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TXfuzzboxvoodoo:
the x ray chick, i couldn't get a clear view, </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
ba dum bump!
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I hate getting physicals.
Turn your head and cough.
