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A lady lived in a small Minnesota town had two pet monkeys that she was very fond of. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the lady took them to the taxidermist. The man asked if she would like them mounted. "Oh, no," she replied, "Just have them holding hands."
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You know all this talk about self-examination?
Well, I checked myself and felt two lumps right below my penis. I wasn't worried tho'... I remembered I am SINGLE and I still have mine.
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 26, 2004 11:35 PM: Message edited by: EndQuest ]</font>
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When they were bad did she spank the monkeys?
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weird, I felt three lumps when I was checkin' m'self [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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I only got one... [img]redface.gif[/img]
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more info then nessacery ..