Is this a problem in your neighborhood?
Do you have a preponderence of shoes that are tossed up into the telephone or Power lines overhead?
Tennis Shoes aimlessy hanging from powerlines and telephone lines all day and night, driving down property values as they sway listessly in the afternoon breeze.
Apparently, it can be an epidemic in certain parts of town. Lower socioecomic parts of the city have been known to be plagued by the dirth of Tennis shoes dangling overhead from the telephone & power lines.
I was grateful to see that this problem was being combatted by one no less THAN THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, who donned a safety helmet and pulled down a pair of wayward tennis shoes while perched on a cherry picker.
The mayor even had time to warn all tennis shoe throwers that their form of feetfiti would not be tolerated!
