Gross

It was so gross.......let me tell you the story.

Last night Brendan and i went out to see some bands play, and there was a band playing that Brendan liked but i didn't so i went and sat down and this gross old man started chatting me up. And he said "sorry my breath smells i have eaten garlic".

Im thinking eat some fucking mints you freak.

um...

heh heh heh....

reminds me of the time when...

*warning: some may have heard this story before*

... i was seeing this guy... and it was our first 'date'...

and we went to this bar...

and he got up to go to the bathroom...

and this big-assed dude strolls up to me at the
table and starts 'chatting me up'...

i was like: [img]confused.gif[/img]

because surely he MUST have seen me with another person....

and i never really talked to him...

and he stayed at the table until X returned...

and i remember that the big-assed dude was named 'frank'


*editors note: due to similarities between
this story and real-life events, certain
pieces of information have been intentionally
left behind. thanks

~management*

This guy asked if i came with a group of friends, i lied and told him i came with my boyfriend. Then he left me alone.

lucky you.

i guess in australia, people take hints rather easily.

Yeah some of the time, but others are fuckheads, that i would like to belt in the fucking head.

Sorry my brother was here and he annoys me and gets me all psycho.

Not trying to scare you ladies but if you haven't figured it out yet, All men in the US are pigs... just some are "piggier" then the rest. There isn't much you can say that will make us run away. If you say you have a date we can kick their a.s.s.. If you say you are lesbian we want to convert ya, if you say you are bi.. we want ya to bring your gurl date along. But now if you said you had a d.i.c.k Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow look at the time gotta run


CYA [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

He didn't "take a hint"... he suddenly recognised her as 'my' girl, and thought "uh-oh I hope that tough looking guy doesn't see me chatting her up like this" and ran.

I woulda kicked his arse.

oink oink.

Yeah your so big and strong Brendan. Thats why i kept hugging you and kissing you.