just thought id point that out to you....
even tho when i spoke at him yesterday... nothing but air came out m y mouth....
im soo suaveeeeeeeeeeeeeee [img]wink.gif[/img]
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just thought id point that out to you....
even tho when i spoke at him yesterday... nothing but air came out m y mouth....
im soo suaveeeeeeeeeeeeeee [img]wink.gif[/img]
hehahaha..
i just ..happened across him in the laundry room
i was in my jammies lookin oooOOo soooOOO schexy....
<font size=50>NOT</font size>
time to borrow some sugar [img]redface.gif[/img]
no no no sugar is the old ploy... you must break something in the house that is an ez fix and then ask him to come fix it... IE a light bulb that you cant reach and you are scared of the dark. That way you can lure him back to your lair. And then you can keep him there. You get sugar and he hands it and then you have that big uncomfortable silence cause you caught him off guard. The llight think will make him feel special and important and needed and you will get to see him flex his muscles. If he turns ya down then you know he is a putts.
**** sings MRS STEVEN RUDY as I leave ***
you guys crack me up...
hmm...fix something....
steven mcrudy...... ya singing? better go ..find the words [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]
Mrs. Steven Rudy
(Mark McGuinn/S.Decker)
I get up on Sunday, about eight-fifteen
Just to get the paper that I never read
'Cause I know she'll be there barely in her robe
Sittin' on her front porch paintin' on her toes
Her husband's always on the road
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
You don't know what you do to me
Every night I dream one day of being with you
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
Your the neighborhood beauty
And that wedding ring is as ugly as your husband is to you
Sometimes Mrs. Rudy calls cryin' late at night
'Cause her and Mr. Ugly have had another fight
We talk a while, and I hear her smile
When she says thank you, I tell her that she's welcome
Like any friend would do, I only wish she knew
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
You don't know what you do to me
Every night I dream one day of being with you
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
Your the neighborhood beauty
And that wedding ring is as ugly as your husband is to you
Imagination, infatuation
I'm what she deserves
I wonder if she thinks about me, the way I think about her
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
You don't know what you do to me
Every night I dream one day of being with you
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
Your the neighborhood beauty
And that wedding ring is as ugly as your husband is to you
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
You don't know what you do to me
Every night I dream one day of being with you
Hey, Mrs. Steven Rudy
Your the neighborhood beauty
And that wedding ring is as ugly as your husband is to you
Hey
Oh Mrs. Rudy
That wedding ring is as ugly to me
As you husband is to you
Mrs. Rudy
You don't know, you don't know what you do
To me
tell him youre a teacher and maybe he will bring you an apple [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
yanno cya... i think you hit on something...
guys are lazy....
if she breaks something then asks for assistance...
its a sure way to determine his character.
muuuuuuuuuuahahahahahah
*throws some pennies in the disposal*
*whistles*
reaches in and throws 4 in with SHAtz.......
waits..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
i dont know if it is so much as lazy as we dont wanna exert any effort unless we are certain of a return. [img]tongue.gif[/img]