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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*experiences brain haemorrhage due to excessive, uncontrollable laughter*Quote:
Originally posted by bonedust:
IF YOU DONT TELL THEM I HAVE A WOODEN DONG, I WONT MENTION THE SPLINTERS IN YOUR GUMS.
Way back when I use to do a comic panel with a friend, we did one that featured a woodchuck holding a smoking shotgun. The caption read, "How many Chucks could a woodchuck kill if a woodchuck could kill Chuck?" There were a pair of feet at the bottom going out of the frame with the word "Chuck" pointing at them.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...the feet should have been wearing a pair of...(wait for it)...Chucks!Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Way back when I use to do a comic panel with a friend, we did one that featured a woodchuck holding a smoking shotgun. The caption read, "How many Chucks could a woodchuck kill if a woodchuck could kill Chuck?" There were a pair of feet at the bottom going out of the frame with the word "Chuck" pointing at them.
So where is that Jor, anyway? He surely has eome light to shed on this question...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...the feet should have been wearing a pair of...(wait for it)...Chucks!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
Way back when I use to do a comic panel with a friend, we did one that featured a woodchuck holding a smoking shotgun. The caption read, "How many Chucks could a woodchuck kill if a woodchuck could kill Chuck?" There were a pair of feet at the bottom going out of the frame with the word "Chuck" pointing at them.
So where is that Jor, anyway? He surely has eome light to shed on this question...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, they were. I'll have to dig that puppy out someday. It might be to big to scan though.
Far more important than any of that, though, is this hypothetical question. Let's say a woodchuck (more commonly called a groundhog, but for this discussion woodchuck) had a night out boozing and wild partying. Riddle me this: How much chuck would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck could blow chunks?
If a woodchuck chucks wood in the forest, and noone's around to hear, does it make a sound?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Woolery??
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 06, 2004 12:31 AM: Message edited by: bonedust ]</font>
The answer is Bea.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">circle gets a square!Quote:
Originally posted by Nostromo ecnalabmI:
The answer is Bea.
btw- thats a bad thing
Arthur?