where the fuck is Bucket ?

i'm the one with the fucked up neverending pile of problems.

he's supposed to be wondering where the fuck i am, goddamnit.

I'm in Australia. So I'm lead to believe.

that didn't make me feel better.

i fucking give up.

you win.

Do I get a prize?

no

so whats the point of winning?

Do I get to brag!?

You don't need to win to brag, you do it anyway.

I only brag because I'm insecure.

your insecure because you wear depends

I'm more of a huggies kinda guy.