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> >The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well
> >dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help
> >you?" she asked.
> >
> >"I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our
> >most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else" said
> >the madam.
> >
> >"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.
> >
> >Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
> >$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one
> >hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs.
> >After an hour, the man calmly left.
> >
> >The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
> >Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in
> >a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was
> >still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie
> >and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
> >
> >The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
> >that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie
> >and they went upstairs.
> >
> >After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever
> >used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
> >
> >The man replied, "South Carolina."
> >
> >"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
> >
> >"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's
> >attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
> >
> >
> >The moral of the story is: three things in life are certain:
> >1. Death
> >2. Taxes
> >3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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now this one is even better.
