Stole this idea from another forum but it was so funny the responses, I figure you guys can take a shot at it [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Dr. Doom goes to buy 5 cases of Pepsi six packs, but forgets that he needed a coupon to get them on sale...
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 07:56 AM: Message edited by: Chesh ]</font>
Out of toilet paper?
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I'm sorry sir, you'll need a proper shirt and tie to get into this restaurant.
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font>
"I have good news and bad news.
The good news, it's not prostate cancer.
The bad news... it's rust."
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I'm sorry sir - we are out of WD-40
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"Mr. Doom? This is Geico.... due to your history of property damage, we can't save you any money on your car insurance."
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Why in the hell does that Dorothy chick keep calling me Tin Man?
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bump cuz its funny [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
"The guy named Dr. Doom was the next person voted off the island" -- announcement from CBS from the set of Survivor XX: Isle of the Evil Doers.
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