("Once upon a time" just didn't cut it [img]wink.gif[/img] )
and not five minutes later some stranger shows up looking for me. As soon as he confirms my identity he asks me "So, did you study for the test?"
HUH? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Turns out I was selected for a random drug test. You gotta be kidding me...I just f**king went!
I've never touched drugs in my life, so I already know how this test is going to turn out. I don't have any objections to testing - just a waste of time in my case. What this poor sap didn't know is that I'm the youngest of four children, and the only boy, so thanks to always being the last one to get in the bathroom as a kid I have a bladder of steel. Once I go, I'm good for at least 12 hours.
There was no way to postpone it. I had to drink so much water I thought I was gonna throw up! That sorry SOB had to wait around for about two hours before I had to go again. **MISSION ACCOMPLISHED**
Thus ends "More than you really wanted to know about shiner."
So, how'd your day go?
