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Hi.
I recently returned from the Stratford Festival in Ontario. It was my tenth visit in eighteen years.
Here are my Haiku Reviews:
<u>London Assurance</u>
Brian Bedford resembles
Elvis on acid
<u>Glass Menagerie</u>
Is a crass mendacity
Laura as a retard
<u>Coriolanus</u>
It reads better than it plays
Colm Feore?s typecast
<u>Duchess of Malfi</u>
Bros who love Sisters too much
Don?t kiss your bible
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Since I cannot adhere to NICOTH's fauning, ass-kissing rules regarding reviews, I thought I'd take a crack at Haiku Reviews:
Sex In The Title.
Fell asleep during Act One.
Sorry I woke up.
How To Succeed in
Business Without Really Try-
ing. Too goddam long.
Waiting For Godot
Now that's how shows SHOULD be done.
We could learn from that!
Ah, such a weight has been lifted! Thank you!
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Haiku reviews are a challenge
So are some plays
And...well...some actors.
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Beyond Therapy
Made me want to stop seeing
My psychiatrist
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"Two Noble Kinsman"
Love's eternal triangle
Propped up by beefcakes
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I think that I shall
Never see A Haiku
With more lines than three from Nantucket
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Boston Marriage zings
As if David Mamet wrote
An Oscar Wilde play
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 16, 2007 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Nosy Parker ]</font>