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A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside
of the ladies dressing room for her to come out.
The little boy soon gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out,
she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women
have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars
he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women
have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out
of town, she invites him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,
"You know, you can go a little further if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to
her crotch.
"Hell no!" he cries, "You've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."
Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No! I'm sorry," he says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women have
teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws
her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down
there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies,
"Well, with the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised
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Tee Hee!
Ba dum pum bum splash!
That's pretty good.
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Indian Hill Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at the Kenwood Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a Workaholic Ken.
Hyde Park Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Over-the-Rhine Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Mariemont Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Humvee 2, a Starbucks cup, credit card and Shallow Ken,
Batavia Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank Jr. CD set. She can spit over 15 feet and she can kick Kens ass when shes drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag and WEBN bumper stickers. She is available only at Eastgate Mall.
Upper Clifton Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie has had more facelifts than she has fingers. She comes with a hairstyle that could withstand a hurricane, a mah-jong, and an Infinity which she cant drive and bitches about her kids not carting her around.
Western Hills Barbie:
This Barbie actually comes in two variations. The Price Hill Barbie: available with your choice of 70s bitch-flip hairdos, a Ford Ranger pickup and a pit bull. The other Classic version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes to tight you can see Camel Joe, and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least five tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children.
Norwood Barbie: This cigarette smoking, brassy-haired Barbie still hasnt learned that you cant wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel from falling while she chases her beer-gutted, mullet-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up includes dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fil-in at all. Her ensemble includes acid-washed jeans with a barely-there see-through shirt that is 3 sizes too small. Her long, layers hair is bleached/highlighted with black roots half grown out and BIG. Accessories include: CD player equipped with Bon Jovi and an older model Camaro Z-28 with T-tops.
West Chester Barbie:
This bitch of a Barbie comes with a Ford SUV, a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, and tons of make up. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
The Downtown a/k/a Hey Hon Barbie:
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Bengals shirt, Walmart purse and outdated shoes.
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You forgot one- St. X Barbie. She poses for sophomores who then sell her naked on DVDs in the school cafeteria. How embarrassing, little bastards.....
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Lew shouldn't that be the St. XXX Barbie? [img]eek.gif[/img]
